• Mom calls me while I'm out.
  • Mom: Where are you?
  • Me: In heaven.
  • Mom: ...what?
  • Me: I'm in heaven.
  • Mom: You're at a bookstore, aren't you?
"All that day she had the strange feeling that she was taking part in a theatrical performance with better actors than herself and that her own bad performance was spoiling the whole show."
Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina. (via destroyingangels)

She started going out with him in seventh year.

thatguyinthetardis:

naming my dog “doctor” was the best and worst decision ever, because one day I came home from school and my brother told me that mom was mad because the doctor pooped in her bed and all I could think of was matt smith taking a shit and my mom going DOCTOR NOOO and he’s like GERONIMO

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

These gifts do not please me, peasant.

ocean-calliope:

African albino girl in Freetown, Sierra Leone

ocean-calliope:

African albino girl in Freetown, Sierra Leone

"I think I’ll dismember the world and then I’ll dance in the wreckage."
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via quoted-books)